Saturday, April 18, 2020
Global Confirmed: 2,329,539
Global Deaths: 160,717
People are trying to order food.
And it’s bringing a tremendous sense of comedy to these trying times.
The order of ten bananas that became ten bunches of bananas once the lady got them. And she was still only charged $0.59 for all of them. And she figured she had to make an awful lot of banana bread.
The order of 1 bunch of asparagus that accidentally ended up as 10 pounds of asparagus and who even knows what you could possibly do with 10 pounds of asparagus.
The cops are reminding people to Please Wear Pants when they go out to their mailboxes.
I ordered two things of half-and-half and they turned out to be a half-gallon size. So now I need to drink an awful lot of coffee to put down A Gallon of Half-and-Half.
And the comedy of it all has dissipated my fear today.
I feel light and happy and like nothing is happening at all.